With Ted Cruz out of the race, Donald Trump is the presumptive republican nominee for president of the United States. If you had told me that five years ago I would have laughed in your face. How absurd! Trump is like Scrooge McDuck but with way more bankruptcies. He’s a misogynist, a super racist, an Islamaphobe, conspiracy theorist and flat out liar — Ok, that’s a very unfair comparison to Mr. McDuck. If nothing else, his ridiculous stint on reality TV should be enough to disqualify him. But, I guess he’s just saying what a lot of America is thinking. And that’s even more WTF.
This guy is literally a walking breathing punchline:
Trump’s strategy is capitalizing off of people’s fears and pandering to the lowest common denominator. His calls to ban Muslims from the United States is a perfect example. Toddlers have killed more people in the United States in 2016 than Muslim terrorists have, but that doesn’t stop him from making insane proposals to round up Muslims. Why isn’t he talking about gun reform? Because this isn’t about lives, this is about doing and saying anything to get into power.
I’ve been in denial about the plausibility of a Trump presidency. Now I’m scared — and making plans for a move to Canada. Y’all got your passports ready?